A conversation

Angel: "Oh my gosh, what the heck is that tower thing?"

Josh: *crickets*

Angel: "Yo! Doucher! Do you know what that tower is?"

Josh: "What? Oh. Yea, it's a ..suicide tower."

Angel: "What are you talking about?"

Josh: "You know, they're all about honor, so if they dishonor themselves or their family, then they go up there and jump down."

Angel: "You're lying, they don't really do that! Why do you always mess with me?!"

Josh: "I'm not joking babe, that's what it is."

Angel: "Shut up Josh."

Josh: "Fine don't believe me. I don't care."

Angel: "Do they really do that?"

Josh: "Yes, God, what do you think I have hours to spend thinking up things to lie to you about?!"

Angel: "Well that's just...*shudders* awful, and crazy. Why would they do that? I don't understand it at all."

Josh: (starts giggling...quickly turns into maniacal laughter)

Angel: (Smacks Josh and proceeds to pout about falling for his crap. Again)

Josh: "I'm sorry baby, I don't know what the towers are for."

I'm going to get a gullible tattoo on my forehead for Christmas.